I had to make a quick decision on whether to tip a South Jersey delivery guy yesterday, due to what he said.

 

When the delivery guy drove up to my apartment building, I received a phone call that he arrived.

 

I walked downstairs.

 

I greeted him at the front door.  The first thing out of his mouth was "I called you, I've been waiting here 10 minutes."

 

At first, I looked at him puzzled.

 

Then he immediately changed his story as he said, "Five Minutes...I waited".  (I guess he decided to be nice and cut the wait time)

 

I responded with "I literally just walked down the stairs, and it was only two minutes.", followed by some sort of sarcasm.

 

I tipped him five bucks.

 

A part of me regrets it.