I can't...what the...I don't know...what...to...wait. This thing CAN'T be real.

Yep, it's real. I had to check it FOUR TIMES to make sure this wasn't a goof.

I must be a terrible father, because there is no way in HECK I would be caught dead wearing this saddle thing - not to mention pay $24.99 plus shipping and handling to experience the indignity.

However, I may get it for my brother-in-law.

This video was posted on YouTube by OfficialAsSeenOnTV1 and at PonyUpDaddy.com.

I mean seriously, did anyone ask the people on Shark Tank about this first?

This entire commercial is so chock full of inappropriate innuendos, I had to check it a fifth time to made sure it wasn't a goof.

It's a saddle, that you as a parent are supposed to strap on, so your child can ride you. The question I have (one of MANY) is why does it not come with knee pads?

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