If you're really into astrology, you probably know all about reading your horoscope and the different signs of the zodiac.

Did you know there's also a Jersey Shore zodiac?

It's totally legit, and by totally legit, I mean completely made up. Enjoy!

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    Aries - March 21st - April 20th

    Jersey Shore sign: boardwalk t-shirt

    You are the rebellious one, hard to predict, and often spontaneous. You have no time for nonsense, and tell it like it is! You're the fun friend, and like to keep things fresh. You are bold, and tend to inspire people around you, and your friends are most likely to describe you with a single word: "loud."

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    Taurus - April 21st - May 21st

    Jersey Shore sign: Left Lane Slow-Poke

    You are strong, stubborn, and someone people can always count on...to be taking up the left lane, going well under the speed limit, and blocking up traffic for miles behind you. Maybe you feel like you're achieving something by keeping everyone around you safer by slowing them down, or maybe it's more practical in that you know you'll be exiting to left (even if it's not for another 30 miles), or maybe you're just feeling a little lazy, and simply don't feel like moving over. That left lane is yours, and you're not giving it up for anything!

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    Gemini - May 22nd - June 21st

    Jersey Shore sign: pork roll

    You, my friend, are adaptable. In fact, your personality can often be so different that you're called by a different name altogether. Deep down, you know these split personalities are just a result of your real self, and what you really want to be. You like when things move fast, and you thrive on new opportunities.

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    Cancer - June 22nd - July 22nd

    Jersey Shore sign: tailgater

    You're a little...moody, and it often seems downright clingy (to the bumper in front of you.) You're a little selfish, and prone to fits of rage. You're sure the people around you are purposely trying to ruin things for you, but you know with the proper "encouragement" you can get them to do exactly what you want. You're pretty much at your best when you get where you're going, where you actually slow down and can really take care of the people around you.

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    Leo - July 23rd - August 22nd

    Jersey Shore sign: Lifeguard

    You have plenty of energy, and are all about being helpful and kind. You are honest, even when people don't like to hear it, and you love to be in control. You're a little arrogant, and (maybe secretly) love the limelight, but you are truly generous, and a natural born leader!

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    Virgo - August 23rd - September 22nd

    Jersey Shore sign: Gas attendant

    You like to serve others, and tend to be the practical one in your circle. People can always count on you to be there for them, they just may not encounter you at your best. People often call you cranky, angry, or negative, but it's mostly because they are misreading your shyness and hardworking lifestyle.

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    Libra - September 23rd to October 22nd

    Jersey Shore sign: tomato

    People generally love you, probably because you work hard to make everyone happy. You know what your strengths are, and you don't like to be alone. You know that quality is more important than quantity, and you crave, no, demand balance!

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    Scorpio - October 23rd to November 21st

    Jersey Shore sign: Blueclaw

    You are truly ambitious, with a strong sense of focus, and will never back down from a fight. You are motivated by dreams of power and money, and have been known to seek revenge. You tackle failures head-on, and while it can be tough to learn everything about you since you're so secretive, people are drawn to you and like your company.

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    Sagittarius - November 22nd - December 21st

    Jersey Shore sign: seagull

    You are curious and energetic, and you truly love to travel. You're all about the wanderlust, and you're a true extrovert. You'll think nothing of going up to a stranger, even when they don't seem to want you around. You are an optimist, but don't have a lot of patience, and don't always express yourself in ways considered socially acceptable. You love the outdoors, and hate being trapped anywhere for too long!

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    Capricorn - December 22nd to January 20th

    Jersey Shore sign: hermit crab

    You are disciplined and responsible, and know that it's important to prepare for the future. You can be stubborn, and rely on your experiences to guide your decisions. You are often very focused on your work, and while you may seem to have a tough outer shell, you're really quite soft inside!

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    Aquarius - January 21st - February 19th

    Jersey Shore sign: Disco Fries

    You are creative and popular, but on the flip side you can really hurt people under the worst circumstances. You're not necessarily the most efficient person, but you are certainly unique - some may even call you eccentric. Sometimes you have a reputation for being cold, but you know that's just when people are seeing you at your worst. You are a true thinker, and hate the idea of limits. With you, the possibilities should really be endless!

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    Pisces - February 20th - March 20th

    Jersey Shore sign: Bagel

    Your personality has many different sides to it, and you tend to run in several different circles, each one enjoying a different variety of your inner self! You are very forgiving, and are always eager to express yourself, sometimes in more artistic ways than others. You can generally tell what people want or need, and your true personality seems to be impractical for accomplishing life's day-to-day tasks.

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    Ophiuchus - November 30th - December 10th

    Jersey Shore sign: Jersey Devil

    Quite like your sign, not everyone is entirely convinced the Jersey Devil even exists. One thing's for sure, you have a fiery temper and live passionately, and you keep just about everything buried deep in the Pinelands of your soul. You're sure everyone is always wondering or talking about you, and you may or may not be right.

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