I shouldn't be the one to judge, for I have some whacked out feet, but WOW.....

 

 

Ouch!!!

 

During a family vacation in Hawaii, the former American Idol judge and Aerosmith front man decided to do some paddle boarding.

 

Very painful paddle boarding.

 

Yes, those toes are totally purple.

 

Totally prehistoric.

 

Totally majestic.

 

Steven Tyler's toes are actually a real issue.  After years of dancing on stage, he has had several surgeries and painful physical therapy.

 

You're still starring at that foot aren't you?