Very South Jersey Examples of How to Use the New Facebook Emojis
While we still can't "dislike" a status, Facebook rolled out different emotions you can use on a status. You can still go with the tried and true like, but now you can express yourself with love, haha, wow, cry and angry emojis.
Here are some very South Jersey examples of how to use the new Facebook emotions.
Love
The State has announced that all Jersey Shore beaches will be free to residents...for life! Locals also now reserve the right to eject annoying beach goers without question.
Haha
A shoebie just cut me off to take my parking spot. Shame they forgot to feed the meter.
Wow
Jon Bon Jovi and Bruce Springsteen just announced that their Jersey roots were a hoax to boost local sales. They both grew up in Omaha.
Cry
All Wawas will be shutting down permanently.
Angry
NJDOT has announced that the GSP will be closed in both directions in Atlantic and Cape May counties. Route 9 will be the only available alternative.