From now on, you may call me 'Theo Morzgan'!

 

I have to sympathize with John Travolta, I've messed up names on the air many, many times.  I'll probably do it again tomorrow.

 

The only difference is, I'm not John Travolta, and I'm talking to a nationwide audience.

 

You're no one until you've had your name mangled by a confused, squinting actor.  Which leads me to my next question:
What's your Travoltified name?

 

Slate has a new feature called the 'Adele Dazeem Generator', where you can have your name 'Travoltified'!

 

Click here to find out what your name is, and then tell us by commenting below!