It was one horribly botched burglary....

In the video released by police, our stupid citizen is seen walking up to a closed grocery store in the middle of the night and looking inside through its front window.

 

He walks away but quickly returns, his face covered with what appears to be a black stocking. He throws something at the window, cracking it.  He then flees, but manages to trip and spill all over the pavement not once but twice in the lamest getaway run in history.

 

 

I take it the guy just wanted some snacks?