Found Naked in a Porta Potty After Harassing People Makes You a “Stupid Citizen”
Today's SoJO Stupid Citizen takes us up to Maine, where one man finds himself found and arrested in a portable toilet, and did I mention that he was naked?
An unidentified man (good for him so he can hide from embarrassment) was running around a golf course in the Brunswick area of Maine stark naked, tipping over trash cans, rolling around in patches of mud and shouting at patrons. Local police arrived but they couldn’t find the man, but did spot a backpack containing his clothing – which a police dog used to pick up the scent needed to track him down.
Apparently this man had a much more potent scent when pulled out of the nearly-full porta-potty, so the deputies had to hose him down before taking him into protective custody.
Here is a well deserving unknown man earning his spot as SoJO Stupid Citizen of the Day!