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Here are some REAL warning labels on ACTUAL products:  (NOTE:  Mr. T warning label does not exist….sorry)

 

·         Snow sled — “Beware: sled may develop high speed under certain snow conditions”

 

·         12-inch CD storage rack — “Do not use as a ladder”

 

·         Fishing lure — “Harmful if swallowed”

 

·         Carpenter’s electric router — “This product not intended for use as a dental drill”

 

·         Baby stroller — “Remove child before folding”

 

·         Public toilet — “Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking”

 

·         Hand-held massager — “Do not use while sleeping or unconscious”

 

·         Underarm deodorant — “Caution: Do not spray in eyes”

 

·         Car sunshield — “Do not drive with sunshield in place”

 

·         Fireplace log — “Caution: Risk of Fire”

 

·         Sleep aid — “Caution… Will Cause Drowsiness”

 

·         Mr. Bubble body wash — “Keep Out Of Reach Of Young Children”

 

·         Cat litter — “Safe To Use Around Pets”

 

·         Cheese spray — “For best results, remove cap, hold applicator tip close to food, press tip firmly and move slowly across food surface”

 

·         Hair spray — “Do not smoke until hair is dry”

 

·         Toilet bowl cleaner — “It is not recommended that children or pets drink water from the toilet”

 

·         Chainshaw — “Don’t use genitals to stop this chainsaw”

 

·         Bottom of a jar of dill pickles — “Open other end”

 

·         Laser printer toner cartridge — “Do not eat toner”

 

·         Jar of peanut butter — “Warning: may contain nuts”

 

·         Cigarette lighter — “Do not expose flame”

 

·         Rubber ball — “Choking hazard. This toy is a small ball”

 

·         Auto parts label — “Before installing, please shut off engine”

 

·         Birth control pills — “Do not use if you intend to become pregnant”

 

·         Sleeping pills — “Warning: may cause drowsiness”

 

·         Dashboard of mail truck — “Look before driving”

 

·         Bathroom cleanser — “For best results start with clean bathtub”

 

·         Cruise ship railing — “Do not jump from vessel while moving”

 

·         Frisbee — “Warning: may contain small parts”

 

·         Sharpening stone — “Warning: knives are sharp”

 

Got anymore to add?  Comment below!

 

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