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Warning Labels

Here are some REAL warning labels on ACTUAL products:  (NOTE:  Mr. T warning label does not exist….sorry)


·         Snow sled — “Beware: sled may develop high speed under certain snow conditions”


·         12-inch CD storage rack — “Do not use as a ladder”


·         Fishing lure — “Harmful if swallowed”


·         Carpenter’s electric router — “This product not intended for use as a dental drill”


·         Baby stroller — “Remove child before folding”


·         Public toilet — “Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking”


·         Hand-held massager — “Do not use while sleeping or unconscious”


·         Underarm deodorant — “Caution: Do not spray in eyes”


·         Car sunshield — “Do not drive with sunshield in place”


·         Fireplace log — “Caution: Risk of Fire”


·         Sleep aid — “Caution… Will Cause Drowsiness”


·         Mr. Bubble body wash — “Keep Out Of Reach Of Young Children”


·         Cat litter — “Safe To Use Around Pets”


·         Cheese spray — “For best results, remove cap, hold applicator tip close to food, press tip firmly and move slowly across food surface”


·         Hair spray — “Do not smoke until hair is dry”


·         Toilet bowl cleaner — “It is not recommended that children or pets drink water from the toilet”


·         Chainshaw — “Don’t use genitals to stop this chainsaw”


·         Bottom of a jar of dill pickles — “Open other end”


·         Laser printer toner cartridge — “Do not eat toner”


·         Jar of peanut butter — “Warning: may contain nuts”


·         Cigarette lighter — “Do not expose flame”


·         Rubber ball — “Choking hazard. This toy is a small ball”


·         Auto parts label — “Before installing, please shut off engine”


·         Birth control pills — “Do not use if you intend to become pregnant”


·         Sleeping pills — “Warning: may cause drowsiness”


·         Dashboard of mail truck — “Look before driving”


·         Bathroom cleanser — “For best results start with clean bathtub”


·         Cruise ship railing — “Do not jump from vessel while moving”


·         Frisbee — “Warning: may contain small parts”


·         Sharpening stone — “Warning: knives are sharp”


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