This is a little silly, but we had a lot of fun with this on the SoJO Morning Show.  From the children's book, 'Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants." follow the instructions below to find your new name.

Dave Pilkey wrote this magical piece of literature, based on the series of adventures of Captain Underpants, in which an evil professor forces everyone to assume new names.


What's your new name?


Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a. poopsie

b. lumpy

c. buttercup

d. gidget

e. crusty

f. greasy

g. fluffy

h. cheeseball

i. chim-chim

j. stinky


l. boobie

m. pinky

n. zippy

o. goober

p. doofus

q. slimy

r. loopy

s. snotty

t. tootie

u. dorkey

v. squeezit


x. skipper

y. dinky


Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

b. toilet



e. girdle

f. barf


h. waffle

i. cootie

j. monkey


l. liver

m. banana

n. rhino

o. bubble

p. hamster

q. toad

r. gizzard

s. pizza

t. gerbil

u. chicken

v. pickle

w. chuckle

x. tofu

y. gorilla

z. stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a. head

b. mouth

c. face


e. tush

f. breath



i. lips

j. honker

k. butt

l. brain

m. tushie

n. chunks

o. hiney

p. biscuits

q. toes

r. buns

s. fanny

t. sniffer

u. sprinkles

v. kisser

w. squirt

x. humperdinck

y. brains

z. juice


What was your name? Feel free to share below!