Absecon Police are asking for help searching for a man they had identified as a 'laid-ff boy band member.' Sadly, they deleted the post...but we have the full text here!

I cannot be happier that Fox29 still has Absecon Police's hilarious description of the suspect who stole from CVS.

I have zero idea why Absecon Police chose to delete their post on Facebook, but here's the original post:

“Perhaps boy band groupie who lost his calling around the late 90's/early 2000's when these bands started their decline and stopped touring,”

“Times were tough then. JT left *NSYNC in 2001 (one of our detectives is still getting over it). The Backstreet Boys took a break that same year. Unless you had the foresight to jump on that Jonas Brothers train you might have found yourself out of work. Again, not judging. Just trying to get a read on people.

“Now it's 2016 and times are still hard and people are still out of work. Ya gotta do whatcha gotta do to survive. However shoplifting is still against the law. The CVS in #Absecon lost some merchandise when the gentleman in the pictures ran out without paying.

“We haven't seen that hairstyle in a while and feel it stands out. If you recognize this man please contact the Absecon Police Department. Tips can be anonymous, unless they're frosted. There's no way that can stay anonymous.”

"Tips can be anonymous, unless they're frosted"? That's comedy gold! When I saw my friend share the post on Facebook I could not stop laughing.

In all seriousness, Absecon Police are still searching for the man so any tips you may have will be really helpful.

Otherwise, I hope you all had a good laugh like I did!

Source: Fox29 | NJ.com

 

 

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