Contact Us

8 Signs That You Are Not a Morning Person

Woman trying to sleep
Alex Bramwell/Thinkstock

You know those people who wake up early feeling energized and awake? If you can’t relate, then this list of 8 signs might mean you’re not a morning person.

I wake up every morning at 3 AM to make it in time for show prep on The Mike Show. One of the most frequent phrases said to me is: “wow! you must be a morning person!”

Truth is, I’m really not. In fact, I am the grouchiest person when I wake up in the morning, and am not fully functional until maybe 8 AM. Luckily I love my job (and also have to pay bills) so, sleeping in is no longer an option.

The following list goes out to my other non-morning people:


1

You Have Six Alarms on Your Phone

 

 

and maybe an extra two on your clock radio. Either way, you sleep through all of them

via GIPHY

 

2

The Snooze Button is Your Sworn Enemy

 

 

Alright, alright I heard you

via GIPHY

 

3

You’ve Chosen Sleep Over Looks

 

 

Look good for work, orrr get an extra 15 minutes of sleep? Sleep

via GIPHY

 

4

Getting Annoyed by Happy Morning People

 

 

It’s 8 in the morning, how are you so perky?

via GIPHY

 

5

Then You Get Coffee and Everything is OK

 

 

Now, everyone is your best friend

via GIPHY

 

6

Plan To Go To Sleep Earlier Tonight

 

 

Because, maybe you’ll be happier the next morning

via GIPHY

 

7

Instead You Stay Up Doing Everything BUT Go To Bed

 

 

Sure, let’s listen to every single Taylor Swift Album right before bed

via GIPHY

 

8

And Go Through It All Over Again

 

 

Ugh, why even bother

via GIPHY

 

Best of SoJO 104.9

Recommended For You

Best of the Web

Leave a Comment

It appears that you already have an account created within our VIP network of sites on . To keep your personal information safe, we need to verify that it's really you. To activate your account, please confirm your password. When you have confirmed your password, you will be able to log in through Facebook on both sites.

Forgot your password?

*Please note that your prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

It appears that you already have an account on this site associated with . To connect your existing account just click on the account activation button below. You will maintain your existing VIP profile. After you do this, you will be able to always log in to http://sojo1049.com using your original account information.

*Please note that your prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

Please fill out the information below to help us provide you a better experience.

(Forgot your password?)

Not a member? Sign up here

Sign up for Friends With Benefits quickly by connecting your Facebook account. It's just as secure and no password to remember!

Sign up to have exclusive Friends With Benefits contests, events, coupons, presales, and much more delivered to you for FREE.