8 Signs That You Are Not a Morning Person
You know those people who wake up early feeling energized and awake? If you can’t relate, then this list of 8 signs might mean you’re not a morning person.
I wake up every morning at 3 AM to make it in time for show prep on The Mike Show. One of the most frequent phrases said to me is: “wow! you must be a morning person!”
Truth is, I’m really not. In fact, I am the grouchiest person when I wake up in the morning, and am not fully functional until maybe 8 AM. Luckily I love my job (and also have to pay bills) so, sleeping in is no longer an option.
The following list goes out to my other non-morning people:
You Have Six Alarms on Your Phone
and maybe an extra two on your clock radio. Either way, you sleep through all of them
The Snooze Button is Your Sworn Enemy
Alright, alright I heard you
You’ve Chosen Sleep Over Looks
Look good for work, orrr get an extra 15 minutes of sleep? Sleep
Getting Annoyed by Happy Morning People
It’s 8 in the morning, how are you so perky?
Then You Get Coffee and Everything is OK
Now, everyone is your best friend
Plan To Go To Sleep Earlier Tonight
Because, maybe you’ll be happier the next morning
Instead You Stay Up Doing Everything BUT Go To Bed
Sure, let’s listen to every single Taylor Swift Album right before bed
And Go Through It All Over Again
Ugh, why even bother