5 Things More Likely to Happen in NJ than Winning the Powerball Jackpot

By now you are well aware that the Powerball jackpot for Wednesday is an unreal $1.4B. That kind of money is hard to grasp. Not to be a buzz kill, but the odds of us becoming a billionaire from Powerball are 1 in 292.2 million. With chances like that, we thought that we'd take a look at things right here in the Garden State that are more likely to happen than us matching all of those numbers.

(photo: Michael Buckner, Getty Images)
(photo: Michael Buckner, Getty Images)
Snooki Becoming President of the United States
Actually, Snooki is 25 times more likely to become POTUS than us winning the Powerball jackpot! Those are cold, hard, ugly statistics right there.
(photo: Lakewood Scoop)
(photo: Lakewood Scoop)
Not Stopping Once for Summer Traffic on the Entire Stretch of the GSP
That's right...172 all the way down to exit 4, and back! Imagine cruising 80, I mean, 65 the entire way and not slowing or stopping down once. The odds are in your favor my friend.
(photo: Kena Betancur, Getty Images)
(photo: Kena Betancur, Getty Images)
Joe Guidice Being Released from his Upcoming Prison Sentence for Good Behavior
He welcomed his New Jersey Housewife home from prison in track pants and a white t-shirt at the top of the driveway. Jersey Joe thinks he's a bas***. That's why we think you have a better chance of being billionaire than Joe getting an early release for good behavior.
Richie Sambora Being Named New Guitarist for Bon Jovi
Could the lead guitarist of the iconic Bon Jovi for 30 years make a return? Not likely. But, it's more likely than you swimming around a billion like Scrooge McDuck.
(photo: Bruce Bennett, Getty Images)
(photo: Bruce Bennett, Getty Images)
Martin Brodeur Coming Out of Retirement and Lacing Up for the Rangers
With his 21 seasons with the New Jersey Devils and three Stanley Cup championships, the chances are slim that the pride of New Jersey hockey would hit the ice again for bitter rivals. But, that is more likely to happen than us winning the Powerball and making it rain.

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